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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
glitchedcatto
etchif

There are some animals you only see in pictures with very little to compare its size to that make you go into cardiac arrest once you find out how big/small they actually are

etchif

image id: a photo of a least bittern with its neck retracted standing on a log by some water and plants. end id.ALT
image id: a photo of a least bittern with its neck extended being held by a human hand, showing its small size as it easily fits into the hand. the bittern is looking at the person holding it with an irritated expression. end id.ALT

This shouldn't be physically possible. Herons should not be this small

etchif

Judging from what some people have said in the notes, I think there's some confusion going on here. I wasn't implying that all herons are this small, just that this one (a Least Bittern btw) is. It specifically is so shocking that this one is because most other herons are tall. If you've somehow never seen a heron irl, do not be fooled. They are usually a lot bigger

autisticexpression

To put it in perspective for the city folk: average-sized herons regularly eat rabbits which they swallow whole.

birds
nonegenderleftgalaxy
bewbin

kinda dropped the idea after i was like 6 years old but we need to fucking kill Barney guys

bewbin

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bewbin

Just found out children all across the world wanted this purple fucker dead and we had different hymns with the same divine message

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i hate you you hate me lets get together and kill barney with a knock to his head and a bullet to the door ..... i dont remember the rest EDIT I REMEMBERED MORE ''lets just say i love you more .dont worry abt the body well flush it down the potty . grab a piece of glass and shove it up his ass + then you find a stick and shove it up his dick'' ????? what the hell . though
lycanthian
pdfbabe

normal guy who transitions into a different, equally normal guy

pdfbabe

guy who changes his name from robert to tom

pdfbabe

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that genuinely makes me happy. good for him. good for him

rubaedo

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cilantrospirit

[ID1: Screenshot of a reply by @/gender-void-partially-stars that says "i knew a guy whose legal name was robert but went by ben for literally no reason"

ID2: Screenshot of a Tumblr message preview from @/sexybilltom that says "Hey handsome 👋 How are you doing tonight? I'm Bill but you can call me Tom..." End IDs.]